TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF
- Books are what I love most in the world
- A close second love is rosé wine
- Fell in love with Italy in the one week I spent there
- Many acquaintances, far less friendships
- I get my blunt sarcasm from my father
- Apparently friends with music fags and rather less than intellectuals and drug addicts yet these are the three things which I’m not
- Teaching myself Latin
- Wear a cross all the time but too sceptical for religion
- Marzipan is the best taste ever
- If you like Taking Back Sunday then I’ll like you
NINE THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY
- Needing more money than I actually have
- Visiting an osteopath for my poor crippled back
- ‘Do I have work tomorrow..?’
- Spiders.. ergh
- Needing a cigarette
- Quitting smoking
- The knowledge that my best friend being able to legally drink will be the most dangerous thing that’s ever happened to me
- University and travelling
- Whether or not I’m wasting my time
EIGHT WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART
- Sense of humour
- Ability to detect, understand and appreciate sarcasm
- Clever use of anecdotes
- As disgusting as it is, to not be against me smoking
- Wit and intelligence
- Making the effort to get on with my most unsociable of friends
- 100% them. eg, no pretentious twats
- No lies
SEVEN FAVORITE SONGS YOU’VE HAD.
- The Virgins - Love is Colder Than Death
- The Arctic Monkeys - The View From The Afternoon
- The Libertines - Music When The Lights Go Out
- Taking Back Sunday - Set Phasers To Stun
- R Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
- Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
- The Metros - Talk About It
SIX THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
- Pull out the sofa bed
- Put on some Family Guy or South Park
- Brush my teeth
- Get a glass of water
- Put on the trackies that I stole from my bro
- Stroll into the garden for a cig
FIVE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT.
- I’m on the verge of making new plans
- What was your problem with me?
- Shut up
- Grow up
- Go away
FOUR THINGS YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
- Err, this apparently
- Googling R Kelly
- Sipping on a chai tea
- Singing incredibly out of tune
THREE THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF
- Not knowing
- Falling and/or Heights
- Life
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
- Live for a while in Vienna or Prague
- See the Northern Lights
ONE CONFESSION
- I genuinely don’t remember ahah