catharsis

omnia vincit amor et nos cedamus amori

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  • TEN THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF

    1. Books are what I love most in the world
    2. A close second love is rosé wine
    3. Fell in love with Italy in the one week I spent there
    4. Many acquaintances, far less friendships
    5. I get my blunt sarcasm from my father
    6. Apparently friends with music fags and rather less than intellectuals and drug addicts yet these are the three things which I’m not
    7. Teaching myself Latin
    8. Wear a cross all the time but too sceptical for religion
    9. Marzipan is the best taste ever
    10. If you like Taking Back Sunday then I’ll like you

    NINE THINGS YOU’VE THOUGHT ABOUT RECENTLY

    1. Needing more money than I actually have
    2. Visiting an osteopath for my poor crippled back
    3. ‘Do I have work tomorrow..?’
    4. Spiders.. ergh
    5. Needing a cigarette
    6. Quitting smoking
    7. The knowledge that my best friend being able to legally drink will be the most dangerous thing that’s ever happened to me
    8. University and travelling
    9. Whether or not I’m wasting my time

    EIGHT WAYS TO WIN YOUR HEART

    1. Sense of humour
    2. Ability to detect, understand and appreciate sarcasm
    3. Clever use of anecdotes
    4. As disgusting as it is, to not be against me smoking
    5. Wit and intelligence
    6. Making the effort to get on with my most unsociable of friends
    7. 100% them. eg, no pretentious twats
    8. No lies

    SEVEN FAVORITE SONGS YOU’VE HAD. 

    1. The Virgins - Love is Colder Than Death
    2. The Arctic Monkeys - The View From The Afternoon
    3. The Libertines - Music When The Lights Go Out
    4. Taking Back Sunday - Set Phasers To Stun
    5. R Kelly - Ignition (Remix)
    6. Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
    7. The Metros - Talk About It

    SIX THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU GO TO BED. 

    1. Pull out the sofa bed
    2. Put on some Family Guy or South Park
    3. Brush my teeth
    4. Get a glass of water
    5. Put on the trackies that I stole from my bro
    6. Stroll into the garden for a cig

    FIVE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY TO FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT. 

    1. I’m on the verge of making new plans
    2. What was your problem with me?
    3. Shut up
    4. Grow up
    5. Go away

    FOUR THINGS YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW. 

    1. Err, this apparently
    2. Googling R Kelly
    3. Sipping on a chai tea
    4. Singing incredibly out of tune

    THREE THINGS YOU’RE SCARED OF

    1. Not knowing
    2. Falling and/or Heights
    3. Life

    TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

    1. Live for a while in Vienna or Prague
    2. See the Northern Lights

    ONE CONFESSION

    1. I genuinely don’t remember ahah